Swimming Gecko
(1) a gecko (lizard) that has found its way into a body of water and has begun the action of moving within said body of water.
(2) a green p–p that floats.
(1) person 1: look there’s a lizard in the water!
person 2: oh, that’s a swimming gecko!
(2) person 1: dude i gotta lay off the pistachios…
person 2: another swimming gecko?
person 1: yeah…
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