swimmys

a slang term for the sperm that comes out a man’s p-n-s when he -j-c-l-t-s.
girlfriend: ewwwww don’t get those swimmys on me.

boyfriend: honey its just c-m
a person who has an incredible talent for one thing or another – whether it be sports, music, or just a great personalty.
he’s so swimmy, look at him!
that swimmy is so athletic, and look at how musically talented he is!
derogatory term for members of the socialist workers party, a trotskyist/far left political party in britain and ireland that places a lot of emphasis on direct action. swimmies can be usually found at any march against the us, israel, or big business either handing out copies of their party newspaper or standing around holding a placard with the words ‘socialist worker’ printed in bold italic helvetica.
there was a bunch of swimmies in town the other day holding a protest against bin charges, the electricity company and fascists.
non-vulgar word for sperm.
dude #1: just got back from the doctor. my swimmy count is low.
dude #2: haha, yo swimmies need a boost! pop some zinc and stop wearin’ such tight breetches man!
male -j-c-l-t- fluid.
i got yoghurt on my pants and it looks like swimmies.
pubic hair that lost it’s way and ends up swimming in the urinal water.
dude, what the h-ll? do you scratch your manbush when you p-ss?

yeah sorry dude, left some swimmies.
good.
thats totally swimmy

see also;

swoopy
fung
shippy