Swindle
someone who tries to play you over. play games with you.
brandon you been on some swindles
(v); to swindle
a form of revenge. when one sh-ts on anything or anyone that is not meant to be shat on, thus destroying that beings confidence, reputation and personal property. this can stem from extreme hatred and disgust of the person or owner of the object being shat on. an important part of swindling is discretion. the person being swindled must not know it was you who swindled them and must remain confused as they angrily clean up the sh-t you have bestowed upon them.
(past tense)
jon: dude, i just swindled mark so bad!
rob: why?
jon: he stole my b-tch so i took a sh-t in his bed!
rob: nice!
to rob somebody out of something.
man as if you swindled that cd player
to trick, to fool, or to take advantage of a person’s naivety
i told her i would give her head after she gave me head, but i just put the condom on after she was done sucking me. she got swindled!
the act of stealing one’s personal possession in a non-specific manner in an attempt to be humourous.
so i swindled the paper!
the state of being a cool skydiving math nerd or of something/someone being cool
student 1: that math dweeb skydives?!
student 2: yeah! he’s really good at it too.
student 1: that elevates him to the status of swindle in my book!
the flab spilling over ones pants. also known as love handles, m-ffin tops, or a bulging waist line.
janes swindles were extremely noticeable while wearing that tight shirt.
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