swine media
a general reference to all members of the media (press, radio, tv, internet) who play on public emotions to turn a minor event into a global crisis… typically with minimal, if any, actual facts or data
john stewart did a great spoof on the swine media last night on the daily show. after showing some clips as examples, he mentioned that he’s secretly working on a cure for “racc–n flu” in his bas-m-nt lab. he says there’s more money in developing cures for diseases before they exist! brilliant!
the swine media will probably take that seriously, and run with it.
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