Swineday


it’s like a snowday for students, but instead of snow causing the canceling of educational facilities, its swine flu. can refer to any closing due to the h1n1 virus.
we had a swineday today because 20% of the kids had swine flu.
a day off when at least one person has a suspected, i mean suspected, case of the h1n1 virus. it could be just a pollen allergy or a little food poisoning the mimics the swine flu.
my school had to have a swine day because the nurse thought timmy had a case of the h1n1 virus, even though it was a little case of the sniffles.

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