Swinford


adj; the ugliest word known to mankind. used to describe something truly horrifying. the use of the word causes one to have a gag-reflex or even have their genitals fall off.

noun; also the name of a street in esquimalt, british columbia, the inhabitants of which are ordinary people, it’s just the road itself.
example 1:
geoff: yo rick, did you see robert the other day?
rick: yeah, his goatee looked like swinford.

example 2:
eric: so i walked on swinford st the other day, i held my breath the entire way across.
jennifer: it sucks that you have to walk along it to get to the rec center, eh?

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