Swing batter, Swing
while receiving a bl-w j-b, just before the point of -j-c-l-t–n, quickly pull your p-n-s out of her mouth, and swing your body so that your p-n-s h-ts her like a baseball bat, as you -j-c-l-t-. if you knock her over, it is considered a double. if you knock her unconscious, it is a home run.
variation: oral piñata
i’m going to swing batter, swing that b-tch tonight.
are you gonna go for a home run?
oh h-ll yes.
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