swinging monkeys


the little pieces of chod that stick to -n-l p-b-s during a rather sloppy sh-t.
“cor blimey mother, one had a right bother wiping the swinging monkeys off of ones -rs- p-b-s, those little blighters never give up”
slang term for inter-racial -ss to mouth.
bob: “hi jeff, what did you do last night?”
jeff: “i was swinging monkey with jessica”
bob: “oh snap!”

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