Swipe Before you Wipe


pertaining to spirit airlines charging to use the lavatory during flights, you must swipe your credit card before toilet paper will be dispensed to you to wipe.
while having explosive diarrhea aboard a spirit airlines flight, jayson noticed a sign above the toilet paper dispenser with a credit card swipe next to it… the sign read “swipe before you wipe”, to bad jayson left his wallet in his carry on.

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