swipe swear
technique used when replacing curses with symbols when chatting/commenting online. to conduct a swipe swear, hold down the shift key and swipe your finger across the number keys in random directions. a great alternative to the asdfjkl;
ex. 1 (on fb)
anand: $%^&-()-&^%$%^&-(
carlos:#$%^&-(-&^%
emily:!@#$%^&&^%$%^&-()_+
carlos:123456765456789098766
carlos: oops, swipe swear fail.
ex.2
ray: insert angry words here because i’m lazy!!!
sandra: dude, just swipe swear
ray: oh yeah #$%^&&-()(-&^%^&-()_
ex.3
jerry: you guys kno we had homework?
joe: ^&-()_(-&^%$#@#$%^&-(()(–&^%%$%^&^%$$#@!!!!!!!!!!!
jerry: easy on the swipe swear, dude.
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