swirled peas
a veritable vision of vegetable vortex is all i saw in my head …
when i contemplated the b-mper sticker sermon plastered before my face on this miserably sweltering backed-up freeway that dog-day afternoon.
it read: “visualize world peace !!!!!!!”
“i could much more easily imagine a green tornado of peas twisting a funnel on the horizon than i can picture islamo-fascists laying down their arms.”
father figure: “son, why are you convulsing ?! what’s wrong?”
kid in “the sixth sense” movie: “i see … swirled peas … and …
(whisper:) i see dead people.”
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