Swirling Susan
where a guy takes a knife and cuts the inner -n-s out of a woman’s -ss. when it bleeds the man sucks the blood up and spits it in the girls face… then the guy proceeds to take his d-ck and rub it in a swirling motion. then after that the guy puches the b-tch in the face to get more blood.. and to top it all off the man sh-ts on the girls face and rubs it in with a q-tip
what the f-ck did i just say? nerf drunkness
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