Swirly Drink
a frozen alcoholic concoction. the name refers to the fact that a frozen drink machine “swirls” the mixture in order to keep it from freezing inside of the apparatus. the name can also refer to the “swirling” pattern one might see in a frozen drink. known for their aesthetic qualities and ability to cause extreme inebriation. swirly drinks are a favorite during mexican restaurant happy hour and establishments that cater to guido d-bags i. e. wet w-ll–s
1.)
lamont: man, where the d-mn drinks at!
(jalapenos waitress brings several giant red swirly drinks to table)
darius: (while taking particular notice of swirling pattern radiating down the center of the drink) ewwwwwwwwwww shiiiitttt!!!!
2.)
bubba: look at smiff’s table! happy hour must end in about 5 minutes. (entire surface area of smiff’s table covered with green swirly drinks).
john: yep, smiffs gettin f-cked up tonight!
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