Swish Ass


someone who wipes their -ss, but notcompletely. when your -ss starts to sweat, you leak the leftovers from your earlier dump
man it’s f-cking hot outside, i got the worst case of swish -ss ever
that not so fresh feeling between the cheeks of your -ss.

like when sweat mixes with leftover chunks of sh-t, and lubricates your -ss cheeks.
after tom ate the bag of pringles with olestra he had swish-ss for a week.

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