Swiss Army Mouth
a person who has so much metal (braces, retainer, etc.) in his or her mouth, that they are seen to have a “swiss army mouth”.
man #1: hey, did you see that waitress? she’s got huge cans!
man #2: yeah, but she’s clearly underage, the swiss army mouth gives it away.
a derogatory term for someone’s teeth which not only do not match up to form smooth dent-tion, but are crooked, misaligned, growing in sideways or even on top of one another. this is like a swiss army knife having a knife, a saw, a toothpick, scissors, etc. but mostly the saw.
i met this gorgeous vietnamese girl at a party, and we were making out, and she was about to go down on me, but i saw she had a swiss army mouth, so i said ‘no way!’.
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