a disgustingly vile way to p*ss off or gross out someone you really don’t care for. after performing the t*rd dry dock unroll the toilet paper without tearing it off, wipe your *ss, and then roll it back up. it leaves the white and brown swirled appearance of the delicious swiss cake roll!
mike- hey ken, did you leave the work party early?
ken- had too…that guy everyone hates was being a douche bag, again! so, i wanted to get in his brand new head before the urine creep got severe and leave a t*rd dry dock with a swiss cake roll for dessert.
mike-man, you are dark! but, i love it!
ken-see ya in the lab.
pour chocolate syrup on your girlfriends t*ts, t*tty f*ck her. before you climax, make her suck the chocolate syrup off of your d*ck and c*m in her mouth, aka the cream filling.
you’ve never had a swiss cake roll until your bf turns into the hostess factory!
some thing that i eat alot by little debbe and r really good
i love swiss cake rolls
covering of your p*n*s in fecal matter and having same or opposite s*x suck you off.
james asked jenny to try his swiss cake roll.
gay f*cker who will probs f*ck his cat if she would be a human treats his cat better than you better than anyone tbh rip everyone ever does jumin han is gay? ya mate he does is
dat real real n*gg* that dudes so letre
(noun) an unfortunate incident that occurs when one unexpectedly and unintentionally *j*c*l*t*s into his partners v*g*n*, typically resulting in pregnancy. “dude i think i forgot to pull out last night!” “oh sh*t man you better go get some plan b after that splackcident.”
kuchiki is a n*ble family of shinigami(lit. death god / fig. soulreaper) in the hit anime series bleach. they are one of the strongest n*ble families and the prominent members are kuchiki byakuya (captain of 6th division of gotei 13) and kuchiki rukia ( lieutenant of the 13th division under captain jūshirō ukitake of the […]