swiss dick


when a man’s uncirc-msized p-n-s smells like swiss cheese!also another name for a complete -sshole!
“crystal is a big swiss d-ck!”
“after jane went down on bob, she realized he had a swiss d-ck! then proceeded to vomit!”

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