switch gears
verb.
1. in an transmission (car or otherwise), the activity of changing a gear to run the system optimally.
2. used to describe the activity of having v-g-n-l s-x and then casually moving to -n-l s-x. this activity generally surprises girls!
my boyfriend switch gears on me last night and i slapped his -ss. he will not get any for a while.
girl1 hola chica!
girl2 my bf swiched gears on me last night.
girl1 how did that go???
girl2 i was mad at first, but i got used to it. the best part is when he nuts in my -ss, i can’t get pregnant! my b-tt is a bit sore though.
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