switch hitter
a bis-xual or s-xually flexible guy/gal. originally meant someone who bats with both hands equally well, or someone who plays for both teams.
sarina’s a switch hitter, she goes both ways.
either a male or female who would just as easily choke on sperm as they would on p-ssy juice. in other words, they are a bi-s-xual.
i never figured little jimmy to be a switch hitter until the rumor got around that he parked his beef bus in old man whithers’s -sshole.
slang term for a bi s-xual person
john travolta is a switch hitter.
bis-xual someonewho is s-xually multi-talented.
me and my girl are going over to johns tonight cos hes a switch hitter and were gonna do it all night
the practice of masterbating alternatively with the left and right hand. this prevents ones d-ck from bending to the left or right after many years of jerking it.
women love my straight c-ck. the secret is being a switch hitter.
when he or she maturbates with there non dominate hand.
its hard to be a switch hitter.
a person who cheats, or has more than one “signature swing.”
joe: i thought bob was with amber, not tracy?
dan: looks like bob’s a real switch hitter; he’s got two signature swings.
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