Switch-It


a hypothetical game that is played by placing the thumb of one’s hand into one’s own mouth while simultaneously placing the thumb on one’s other hand into one’s own -n-s, and then switching the thumb positions after an undetermined period of time. most commonly used as a term to negatively express the p-ssing of time with extreme inactivity or waiting. very similar to the term “grab -ss”.
john: “did you have a date with that girl last night?”
tom: “nah man, she said she’d call me back in 10 minutes but never did. i sat around the house playing ‘switch-it’ all night.”

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