Switched to porn when my mom walked in
a joke often used in the youtube comments section, in which someone says “i switched to p-rn when my mom walked in, it’s easier to explain.”
people who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it’s been plastered all over youtube thousands of times. someone who says this is often referred to as a f-ggot.
person a: “lol, this video is so weird i switched to p-rn when my mom walked in, it’s easier to explain!”
person b: “this joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. i imagine even the dumb-ss that came up with the joke is weeping right now.”
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