Switching Thumbs


the figurative act of sucking one thumb while the other is in your -sshole, then reversing or “switching” their places, over and over and again.

used to describe a lazy person, doing nothing all day.
grandpa joe: now listen here jimmy, we gotta have them cows milked and that fence painted by suppertime. so don’t be settin’ around all day switching thumbs.

jimmy: yes, sir.

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