switching to porn


a figure of speech which implies that something which has no p-rnographic content in the slightest is so extremely amazing or extremely shameful that one would say it would be better to be caught watching p-rn than that.
i was watching the rebecca black video and suddenly my mom walked in so i switched to p-rn.

this dubstep song was so dirty, i was switching to p-rn every time someone p-ssed by.

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