swithing


the act of clipping or shaving the happy trail in circular or spiral patterns and/or dying it, typically done to create a hippy trail (though often also for laughs or to be kinky) and occasionally considered foreplay between individuals not averse to body hair being involved in their encounters.
“john has some weird design on his trail there… he must be skilled at swithing.”
“i wish i could believe that, but the truth is he has that pervy long-haired guy do it for him.”
“dude! you don’t swithe with someone if you’re not a thing. or at least wasted.”
“he was wasted. great picture, though. looks like a magic eye.”

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