swiz

rip-off, swindle. british. used when referring to generally minor gripes and greivences. could also be spelled swizz.
that coffee i had in monaco was a right swiz.
when something is mad cool/f-cking sweet. usually said with -ssertiveness.
person 1: i just got mac miller tixs!
person 2: swiz
a super duper unfair thing
a girl gets the guy you like, that is a swiz; you cant see your bf b/c your mom says you have to babysit your brother, this is an obvious double swiz.
short for “let’s whiz”, meaning “let’s go”.
it’s such a nice day,’swiz to the beach.
the hot sh-t. something that is extremely dope.
yo, son. that sheeit is the m-th-f-ckin’ swiz.
just another way to say swear.

you can also attach it to the suffix izzle if you think it is necessary.
1.i didn’t touch your girl, i swiz!
2.i swiz to god!
3.hmmm that rapper swizzes too much in his rap, i dont think momma would like this.
sweaty giz, usually occurs post coitus when engaged in strenuous activity immediatly following said coitus.
swiz is generally the consistancy of, well, sweaty giz.
perhaps runny mayonnaise with honey.
after banging a ho on 1st st., i ran 12 blocks and had another ho lick the swiz off my b-lls.