Swober


sparing in the use of heart or soul with regards to humans. to refrain from emotion other than that which resembles a dead fish.
tom had 16 years of sobriety, and was swaffordized and has chosen to lead a swober life
adj. to not be under the influence of marijuana or alcohol
i haven’t drank or smoked today, i am 100% swober

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