Swole mongoose
an erection caused by doing something you love to do.
i was working out the other day and discoverd i had a swole mongoose in my shorts.
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- Creepmantic
a descriptive word for an act which is both creepy and romantic. often confused with stalking but in order to be considered creepmantic, the act must not be totally unsolicited. van gogh’s gift of his own severed ear was considered by many to be the ultimate creepmantic act.
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5 punches from one arm. the term was created during a poker game. guy 1: “i owe you a fivea” hits the guy 5 times guy 2: “what was that for?” guy 3: “you got an earing”
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adj. a person who is so fat, that one of their arms is approximately five times the girth of the average arm. “that b-tch is easily fivearmsbig.”
- Fist bricks
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