swole pole
when someone ripped as f-ck gets a huge -ss b-n-r.
steve: d-mn dude, you’re looking good after that workout! you want a brojob?
jacob: nah i’m good man, i’m seeing my girl tonight and i got a swole pole just thinking about it
steve: cool, good luck bro! i’m gonna go admire my m-ssive gains in the mirror of a gas station
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