Swoletober
n. the month of the year dedicated entirely to becoming absolutely f-cking jacked- not to be confused with no-shave-november or f-ckfest-february. swoletober can be run on a point based system, awarding merits for overall m-ss gain, aesthetics, or strength gains.
during the month of swoletober mr. stolarski thought he was a boss, putting on a total of 10 lbs in his biceps alone, only to find that mr. jolly gained 25 lbs, the majority of this pure muscle weight concentrated in his traps, shoulders, pecs, and calves.
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