Swollbraham Lincoln
swolbraham lincoln is another way of declaring yourself to be a true swoll bro, much like ‘tyrannosaurus flex’ or ‘m-ssachusetts’. often considered the pinnacle of your bench worship. reps for jesus
“brendan had better be careful he doesn’t get too swollbraham lincoln, he doesn’t want to remake the 18th amendment of the church of iron. reps for jesus”
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