Swollen Starfish


this is what you call someones b-tthole after they had a fun filled night of -n-l s-x and their b-tthole is twice the size it shoud be.
“my boyfriend f-cked me in the -ss so hard last night and now i have a swollen starfish.”

“dude i nailed my girl in the -ss so hard last night! she has a swollen starfish!”

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