swoller bear
someone who is ridiculously ripped, yoked, diesel, and of course swoll.
someone with so much muscle it is to an unnatural yet bad-ss level.
bob: “hey jerry did you see how buff chase looked at the dance recital the other day?”
jerry: “yeah, chase is a total swollerbear!”
an overweight person
you: yo, did you peep kevin’s new girl?
me: yeah man, hide your food – that chick is a swoller bear. what was he thinking?
feel very stupid for one’s actions. to be especially swoll as h-ll.
jackie was swollerbear when she found out the man she was dating had crabs.
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