swomf


a version of swear on my life. if someone is lying and they say swomf something very bad will happen but if you say what after you say swomf..you will be okay.
i swomf i didn’t watch the movie without you.
(you really didn’t watch the movie)

or: i swomf i didn’t watch the movie without you…what.
( you actually did watch the movie)

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