swoned
the combination of “so” and “owned”. absolute destruction of a persons morale is achieved when they are swoned.
dave, last night you were so swoned when you fell, drunken, into your own vomit filled toilet.
its means the same as owned.
i f-cking swoned that m-f-!
the past tense of swone. the act of swooping in with a b-n-r and stealing someone’s girlfriend. also used in terms of s-x. swooping in to have intercourse with another before a friend has that chance.
james held eric’s interest in helen at complete disregard and swoned her.
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