Swongs


that which is one thing; not pertaining to multiple objects.
swongs are one thing.
swongs: they are one thing.
peter: dude, wtf are swongs? people are talking about it everywhere but noone wants to explain to me what they actually are. wtf?
josh: swongs. they are one thing.
internet slang for “swings” (in variance or expectation)

commonly referred to as “the swongs”

mostly used in the internet gambling community, sometimes as a quick and witty response to someone’s bad luck or low-side variance (in results).
if you play enough poker you’re going to experience the swongs.

swong = smoke weed song. song which would be perfect while smoking weed. a very calm and relaxing song. eg. pumped up kicks – foster the people, ain’t no sunshine – bill withers
dude, this swong is awesome!!
when the bottom piece of the bikini rides up the b-ttocks to form a thong.
dude look at her swong
v. to go crazy, to go berko

n. 16 year old girl who is a highly trained -ss-ssin
v. “ill go all swong on you!”

n. “what the heck? swong? you rated wade 10/10 on hot or not?”

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