swonk


to drink an alcoholic beverage with the intention of becoming intoxicated.
“coming for a swonk up the boozer later kevin? we’re going to get swonked.”
verb: the act of swonking
adj: to be a swonker
noun: get off my swonk
get all yous swonk off me!

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