swonking


the act of drinking alcohol in order to become intoxicated.
“wooohhhhhh, let’s go swonking nigel. let’s get totally swonked.”
transy university.
the act of putting your d-ck in a chicks ear.
so i was swonking this chick the other night and there was an abundace of ear wax on my d-ck.
the ability to suck your own d-ck
billy: is that guy swonking over there?
jim: i think he might
billy: nasty

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