Swoonage


a feeling of ecstasy when observing an attractive member(s) of the opposite s-x.
oh my goodness after watching the fifa world cup final, i was experiencing some major swoonage. that team is fine!!!
the quality, degree, or ability of a statement to cause a person to swoon
wow, i’m having hot flashes. what swoonage!

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