swooping judas


a fellow who steals the girl, date, or potential hookup from their friend who was pursuing the girl that night.
mike: dude your such a f-cking swooping judas!!!!! you knew i wanted your such a f-cking d-ck!!!!

nick: dude its not my fault she wanted my d-ck and not your, shes the one that came on to me.

mike: your an -sshole.

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