Swooping


surrept-tiously checking urban dictionary during a game of cards against humanity, because you have no idea what the card you just drew means.
when i drew the “swooping” card, i knew i would be swooping it.
the act of swimming while p–ping.
in a tragic swooping incident, michael phelps won the gold but lost his dignity;
bill had a burrito before going in the ocean and he started swooping;
sorry i swooped in your pool;
i was swooping non-stop after taking a laxative before swim team practice.

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