sword fighting

a playful s-xual game in which two men attack each other with erect p-n-ses.
sword fighting is an activity i have never engaged in (nor plan to). i prefer the ladies.
the occurrence of two naked men slapping each other c-cks together as a form of s-xual pleasure.
janet: why didn’t mike and dave come to thew party?
marlon: they were too busy sword fighting when i called them and said that they had rather c-m later.
when you like get a erection and your friend gets a erection, you hold them at the base and you slap the heads together.
“hey shawn you wanna play sword fighting?”
a game in which two guys expose their p-n-s and start to sword fight with each other. sort of like what you do with light savers but in this case your using your p-n-s.
matt- “hey wanna go sword fighting?”

john- “yea bro in the bathroom would be way gnarly”
verb: the act of crossing urine streams with another man (or an unusually accurate woman), while both people are using the same toilet.
“c’mon man, you’re using the only p-sser around. let me in!” “okay, but no sword fighting. you always miss.”
verb; s-xual activity between two gay men. the term “squashbuckling” is sometimes submitted.
i was going to take a shower after practice but two f-gs were swordfighting in the shower.
1:using ones own p-n-s, be it erect of flaccid, to engage in combat with another man/traps p-n-s. much like sword fighting, there are many different personalized maneuvers depending on what size your weapon and skill level. usually done between good friends, and preferably with heteros-xuals, however the act of attacking another man’s p-n-s with your p-n-s may make you appear gay yourself.

tl;dr: slapping d-cks with dudes being a f-ggot
male 1: (whips d-ck out) en garde!!!!
male 2: (also whips out d-ck) commence the slapfest!!!!
-slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap slap-
there is no victor because sword fighting in this manner makes you gay.

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