Sword Guy


species of human (usually male) who keep real swords in their house mostly for show and occasionally for demonstration/fantasy role playing at anime or renaissance festivals. easy ways to identify a sword guy are a pr-nounced attraction to anime cosplaying and the syfy channel, as well as being over the age of 22 and still being into yu-gi-oh and naruto.
ex. he wears that headband from naruto out in public. he’s such a sword guy.
the player in halo two who
gets the sword and, if he/she has any skills they become a serious threat.
holy f-ck cakes!
there is a sword guy in that room!
watch out!

sh-t the sword guy killed me!

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