Sword Nerd


white male, lives at home with his mom, plays video games, and spends all his money on cheap replica swords because he is convinced he is a deadly ninja. often does not have a girlfriend, or any friends for that matter, aside from other nerds.
drew: look, my mom bought me a new katana!
jim: you’re such a sword nerd, drew.

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