swormy


no manners, no pleasantries amongst these bar customers, raising monsters in the midst of upper echelon upper white middle cl-ss neighborhoods, albeit in cities or suburbs. they use their kids, their and their 1950’s proletariat haircuts as scapegoats for their hidden alcoholism.
the bar at destin florida was swarming with swormy men wearing quicksilver flips flops abercrombie shorts, oakley sungl-sses with their pints of amber coloured ‘beer specials of the day’ alongside their wives who remained kempt and tidy in their submission.

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