Swortz


a person or group of people who are naturally amazing at everything they try. a swortz will always be extremely attractive and have a personality that shines like a thousand suns. if you are lucky enough to get a swortz as a friend or mate, never stop showering them with gifts. swortzs can be tracked through history as the most beautiful and successful people.
that person is a total swortz. just look at them. utter perfection.

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