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  (n): a creepy male who is between the ages’s of 14 and 38 years of age that does medieval reenactments. these subjects are often confused about their s-xuality as well as the actual time period they are living in. commonly, these individuals are believed to be stuck in and around the time of king arthur’s […]

• syft

  pr-nounced “sift”. acronym for shut your f-cking trap. monica – “hey chandler, have you picked up your dirty underpants off the kitchen floor yet, you rancid fart?” chandler – “syft, wh-r-.” excerpt from “the one where chandler and monica have a row but make up by the end”

• Schade

  stuck up cheerleaders, that are so schady. but love to p–p in thier underwear. emily go p–p in the schade, where no can see you, before the game starts.p-o-o-h

• Schattenparker

  german word for a person who parks under a trees shadow instead of real burning sun. not a real man, he is afraid that his car becomes hot then. he should let this parking spot empty for pregnant and older people. maybe “shadowparker” is a equal translation. look at this guy, he watches girls movies, […]

• Scheme eyes

  when a girl gives you this look you know it’s going down. she’ll squint her eyes at you and have a smirk on her face. “dude i saw her giving me the scheme eyes across the room, she definitely wants the “d””

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