swuzzie


1) ignorant b-tch that scratches her tw-t everyday and gets herpes and the tips of her fingers. also is a “homie-hopper”.

2) a lying wh-r-

3) smelly and swollen v-g-n-

4) an old v-g-n- that smells like 2 monkeys had s-x on top of a dead body and didnt take a bath for 3 months while rolling in garbage that is filled with horse feces.

5) b-tch who likes to put on a strap on and f-ck guys in a conga line. she likes to spread herpes to all men possible. she will stick a finger in your -ss and make you c-m like a f-cking volcano! boom b-tches!!!!
1) that swuzzie stuck it in my -ss and i came like a f-cking volcano!!

2) that chicks got a swuzzie!!!

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