sycophantic
an apple polishing type; a fake individual; two faced.
seeks to flatter others expecting a service in return.
earl walks into the office just as his boss blows an impetuous, poisonous, pestilent fart capable of desintegrating one’s body, mind, and soul.
earl: “hey boss! it smells wonderful in here today! by the way, have you given any thought to that raise i asked you last year?”
if earl was not a sycophantic b-st-rd, he would have said:
earl: ” what the f-ck! somebody f-ck me drunk in the middle of a snowstorm! i can’t believe how awful it smells in here boss! did you have carc-ss for breakfast?
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