Sydneezy
one who is not unlike g-d. totally, and utterly incredible. no one in the world can compare to a sydneezy. sydneezies are the most beautiful people in the world, and will destroy any foe in hand-to-hand combat. there is only one problem, only one sydneezy is known to man.
man1-yo dawg, dat sarah chick b sucha sydneezy.
man2-actually, that statement was false, due to the fact that there is only one sydneezy.
man1-oh, aight den, wutz her name? i goan find her n den she goan be mineeee.
man2-haha, you are a funny character, aren’t you? everyone knows that her name is sydney. and she’s taken.
man1-oh, wanna go smoke a blunt?
man2-yes, that would be grand.
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