syft
pr-nounced “sift”. acronym for shut your f-cking trap.
monica – “hey chandler, have you picked up your dirty underpants off the kitchen floor yet, you rancid fart?”
chandler – “syft, wh-r-.”
excerpt from “the one where chandler and monica have a row but make up by the end”
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